Wagnerian Dreamer T-Shirts

Flying Dutchman

Pipe Dream.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

City Windfarms.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'If you don't like the way I program, just say so!'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

21st century fish, evolving or mutant?

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Siegfried and the dragon

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Desert Planet

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

Brunhilde

Evolution steps for man and for insect.

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

You will go on a trip.

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"Just you wait!"

Buck Snodgrass in the 25th Century

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

Architect at a batllefield.