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'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"You've already been for a walk."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"That's just not the real me."

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

K9 Authors.

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"I know she's only pretending to throw the ball but I still run for it."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I got you the same thing."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Doggy Peer Pressure

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'