Wages Prints

That �10 rise you told me to keep quiet about - I found out everybody else got �20.

'Would you prefer your paycheck be sent directly to you oil dealer, your mortgage holder or health insurance provider?'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Tree house.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

Busy office.

'Och lye the news'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Casual Payday."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

'Gibson, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

It's a Dog's life

',,,and you can name your salary as long as it falls within our range of underpaid employees,'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

'Sir, for Heavens' sake, stop screaming! It's just Mr Winkleberger asking for a raise!'

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'