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'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

The Evolution of the Bonus

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

"Is this about your raise?"

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

Spelling a newspaper

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

'What did He do before he was God?'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

Today's Sermon: We come into this world with nothing and we leave with nothing. Is there any chance of a bailout?

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

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