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'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

The Evolution of the Bonus

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Is this about your raise?"

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

"To be honest the culture sucks, but the pay is amazing."

Spelling a newspaper

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'What did He do before he was God?'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'Big Issue...'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."