Wage Advocate Pillows

It's Time for A Minimum Wage Increase!

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Labor Day '19

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."

Susan finally becomes assertive with her boss...

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"We pay the living dead wage."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

'. . . but I didn't belong to the union, so a scab stole my job!!'

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

"The raise I'm asking for isn't just about me. It's about shrinking the income gap."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Executive pay.

'We are an equal opportunity employer; but you're really pushing it.'

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

'I want to thank all employees, except my personal assistant, who has a thankless job.'

'And finally before I can permit you to shop in this store, have you ever raised your voice to a member of staff on any prvious occasion ?'

Man to new female employ "...As for sexism, that's not something you'll have to worry your pretty little head about"

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

...and don't forget to ask them for more overtime.

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'I see you've finally made a name for yourself.'

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."