Wafer Warrior Pillows

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

WiFi Signals

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"I really got used to working from home."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.