Vw Enthusiast Gifts

Used Car Lot, one car with driver's airbag, another with driver's gumshield

'There's a guy outside with a VW who's short a coupla clowns...'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Under pressure.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Deflator mouse

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Touring Cyclist

Motor Tourism

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Useless add-ons.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."