Vp Hopeful Pillows

Ballz to the Walz

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"I'm naming you VP of Revolution, Action and Edgy Thinking...on one condition...that you promise not to change anything."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'The 'most improved player of the year award' or the 'you don't suck as much as you did last year award' goes to...'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

Emily knew she wanted to be a veterinarian before she was two years old.

M.F. Smith, V.P.: An affable lightweight who floated to the top on sheer inoffensiveness and warm air currents.

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Shouting

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

'I'm promoting you to Executive VP of sucking up.'

'People, my son, the new VP in charge of pizza and beer!'

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

Boardroom seating etiquette - Body Odour

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'You're lazy,ruthless, arrogant and shifty - that's why I'm promoting you to Manager.'

'I'd like to be all I can be!' - Recruitment Centre

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

'Just heard Bob made executive vice-president.'