Voyage Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'You're doing what? You realise you're establishing a tedious journalistic clich?, don't you?'

Carefree luggage.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Can I have a look at the map?

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Recalculating

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Steve found himself on his travels.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Biliard Enthusiast

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.