Voyage Enthusiast Prints

Complaining About A Bathroom.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Set Sail

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Airlines

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Bad fake tan day.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Walking Luggage.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Tourists in Egypt

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."