Voyage Enthusiast Mugs

Complaining About A Bathroom.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Set Sail

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bad fake tan day.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Walking Luggage.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Tourists in Egypt

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'