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"With seasickness you begin by fearing you're going to die, then you fear you're not going to."

"Brave explorers of the world"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Try me/try me/try me...

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Italia tours

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'