Vow Of Silence Virtuoso Pillows

Trappist talk show.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'My client has no problem with 'richer' and 'in health'. Our points of contention are 'poorer' and 'in sickness'.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

The Land Before Mimes.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Recording Studio

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Wine, Whine. Unwind.