Voting Season T-Shirts

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

In a post-'Roe' world, women still have choices.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Elections

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Away with the warmonger!"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Political convention

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Trump Poutine

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

An informed voter is a good voter

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

The Russian Election.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'