Voter Turnout Tracker T-Shirts

'Miss Cox, check the polls and see how well God's running.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Unanimous voting.

Pollster

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

Poll Dancing

Fresh Blood In Politics

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

House building chart (like steps).

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

The Raid

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Mexico Elections 2024

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'Your blood pressure is up. Quit taking campaign promises with a grain of salt.'

SUPER SATURDAY!

"Whew! Thank God election season is finally over!"

The idea of democracy in some former East Bloc-countries...

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

UN observer - 'The election was free and fair, but terribly unsophisticated - No spin, no vote recounts, no dirty tricks!'

The Thrilla at Hofstra

"Strangely enough, you are the second one this month I have had to hire for this job!!"

Man on the Street

'I'm glad to see that you've finally come to your census.'

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?

'Foolish, foolish people......as though it would make a difference who wins!'

'Sure, I worry about non-voters. I worry that someday they may vote!'

"He's very proud of the progress he's made..."

Campaign Office. Help! I've fallen in the polls and I can't get up!

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."

'I'm not checking any political sites, or following any politicians on twitter. I'm going liarless.'

"Yeah, but gas prices."

First Projected Loser in November.