Voter Registrar T-Shirts

"We must seek out and destroy all Easter Eggs before they hatch into Easter Bunnies!"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

An informed voter is a good voter

Unanimous voting.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Midterm election s results

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

"Vote for me!"

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

"See! We like to let folks vote!"

The Establishment Election

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

"What I drink and what I tell the pollsters I drink are two different things."

The democrat and the people.

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

Mexico Elections 2024

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

"This must be the Campaign Trail."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

Voter Auction

'There's a democracy in here somewhere...'

'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'

Vote Here

"Why do you hate leap years?"