Votemaster Gifts

"I want your vote!"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Unanimous voting.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"This election has me all mixed up. Yesterday, I caught a mouse and hugged it."

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

Questions Online

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

'Which candidate do you think would lie to us least?'

'It's late!...I can only hope late enough.'

'Goodness Frank, where did all the mud come from?' - 'Election campaigns.'

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

Employee Questions.

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

The Dali 'Bama.

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"There's no such thing as a stupid question -- There are, however, stupid Google searches."

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

Krazee dancer yeah!

"Why do you hate leap years?"

'I've lost my voice...'