Vote Wrangler Mugs

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

How Many It Takes

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Thanks for throwing out your ideas, Perkson, but I have to throw them out too.'

The Critic...

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

Zoom Rodeos

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Psychotic mood swing.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

The opinion poll ltd.