Volunteerism Champion Pillows

Earl takes his job as the church parking attendant very serious.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Pearly King and Queen

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Social Worker

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

You Want A Better World?

"Thank you."

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"