Volunteerism Champion Mugs

Earl takes his job as the church parking attendant very serious.

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Pearly King and Queen

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Social Worker

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

"A table for two? Profit or non-profit?"

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

You Want A Better World?

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Thank you."

"What are we doing wrong?"

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."