Volunteer Warrior T-Shirts

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

'Losing your job managing the community centre was obviously a blow...but luckily we have come up with a volunteering opportunity for you...running your local community centre.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

House vs. Senate

Banting in the Yeomanry

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

Social security.

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

'We're looking for someone who would be comfortable toiling in obscurity for at least thirty years.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

The Last Dinner

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

"We seem to be the only animals here."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Two uses for ten minutes in America.

"Sorry Matilda, but we're going to have to let you go...on the bright side, I hear they're hiring over at Chik-Fi

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"