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"Remember when they said we'd meet our food drive goal if everyone brought in two cans?"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

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'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Professional Fund Riasers

'More or less?'

Charity mugger

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

"Oh, hello darling..."

Cheese Call Center

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

Charity fundraiser

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

We can offer volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion,emotional overload,lack of support and stark terror.

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 1

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5

"Isn't this nice? You're in the Air corps and I'm a volunteer airplane spotter."