Volunteer Extraordinaires Mugs

"Remember when they said we'd meet our food drive goal if everyone brought in two cans?"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Please Give

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

"I volunteer for the Samaritans. I tried to phone in sick this morning but they talked me out of it."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

Professional Fund Riasers

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'More or less?'

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

Charity mugger

"So nice of you to offer to display our posters" "I didn't. My pastor made me"

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"Oh, hello darling..."

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Cheese Call Center

It's "Wolverines Without Borders" ... They want you to perform classic Fusco material in developing countries where people don't have access to the comics.

'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'

'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'

Thanks for the lift to the flower show. I support your volunteer efforts. They're lucky to have someone with your gardening experience. Hardly! Information. The ladies room is to the left, funnel cakes to the right.

Charity fundraiser

We can offer volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion,emotional overload,lack of support and stark terror.

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 1

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5