Voluntary Sector Worker Pillows

'They're extinct now but when I was young you'd find these everywhere...let's go to the next gallery they've got a 'bobby on the bear' and a 'postman' there.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Quality Control

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Why Cows Leave Home

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Advances in Third World Healthcare

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Mr.Scrooge has lodged a complaint,with regard to your 'aggressive begging."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

Please Give

Lemonade without borders.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'