Voice Of Change Champion Pillows

Revolution

Couples' therapy

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

WHO checklist

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

A singer being criticised

Human Rights

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

'I am trying to bring about change.'

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

Cartoonist Pencil

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

'We don't want to deny you the right to protest, but no more signs, tents, singing...'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."

"Apparently women use twice as many words per day as men do."

"Be prepared to be hated!"

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

'No, thanks, pal -- I don't want to get involved.'

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

Individuals can and do make a difference, but it takes teamwork to really mess things up.

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

'I'm going to restate what he just said - especially the part about my being a good listener.'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

Internet Uprising

Boxing Fans Discuss Labor Union Membership

Now that our demands have been met... could you help us up?