Voice Lover Mugs

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

MLK

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'Vote for me. I'm ready, and willing. Two out of three isn't bad.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Bar Therapy

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Heaven

A family choir

A singer being criticised

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

cat singing into microphone

Heavenly voices.

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"Don't worry, it's just a phrase she's going through."

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'