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"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

'She dumped me for a guy who can talk like Donald Duck!'

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

"Look! I can imitate you!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

It's more than a mike!

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

"When you tell your Father how you're dropping out of college to be a renaissance faire entertainer, the least you could do is break character."

Their flirtation ground to a halt when she heard his dog-talking voice.

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Cow can

"I probably deserved a twenty year sentence, but did he have to do it in a Donald Duck voice?"

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

"That's not a mistake, that's jazz."

'Is there an elvis in the building?!'

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

Nature Magnified

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

"He's brilliant exactly like me, and a lower paid version."

'I do great voice-overs.'

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."