Vocal Practice Prints

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Four children playing the flute.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Liam Gallagher.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Songbird.

Caught in the Music

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

Volcaniax

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Tenors

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

An opera singer

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

"Great set of pipes!"

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

'I must be getting good, because my Dad told me to go play for the neighbours!'