Vocal Coach Prints

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Vocal Masterclass

An opera singer

"If you're going to sing, get some lessons...you're flat."

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

Opera High Note

Tenors

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"Sure, I can help you improve your mating call: that's my specialty..."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

A singer launches her mouth from her face.

'Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!'

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

Ella Fitzgerald

Songbird.

Luciano Pavarotti

Montserrat Caballé

Trilby - 'We took her voice note by note'.

The Corus.

Do we really need auto-tune.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"Great set of pipes!"

"Well, if I practiced all day, too."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Liam Gallagher.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Volcaniax

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."