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In the Guru District

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Wine Lady

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

French wine

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I make it myself!"

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Things I've learned...

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"I only need shade for my wine."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Redhead

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Scarpia's Palace

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Feast