Vitamin Trader Gifts

At the Mayfield Mothers Group weekly Flintstones Vitamins trading session.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Build Your Own Portfolio

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Medicinal plants

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Ever Given

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Export

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Nutritional Supplements.

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

The church of our lady of wall street.

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

Masochism for stockholders.

"I've seen this before. I suspect that a simple vitamin deficiency is lowering your immunity to prosecution."

'Pork bellies are up...'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

Economic model of the solar system.

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

Coronavirus and the Stock Market

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'