Vitamin D Advocate Pillows

"Did you take your Vitamin D this morning?"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

US election postal vote controversy

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Doctors

Election 2020

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Edward Jenner

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Get Your Shot

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Anti-Vaxer

I voted.

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'let's make sure next year that we take our flu shot.'

Vote Signal

I hadn't seen that jerk in years - then the anti-vaxxers showed up, and now I see him everywhere.

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

"I've seen this before. I suspect that a simple vitamin deficiency is lowering your immunity to prosecution."

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'