Vitamin D Advocate Pillows

"Did you take your Vitamin D this morning?"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

US election postal vote controversy

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Doctors

Election 2020

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Edward Jenner

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

Anti-Vaxer

Get Your Shot

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

Vote Signal

"I've seen this before. I suspect that a simple vitamin deficiency is lowering your immunity to prosecution."

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

'let's make sure next year that we take our flu shot.'

"Senator, you seem concerned about your re-election prospects."

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'I know you're committed to hiring the handicapped, but a Press Secretary with Tourette's?'

"Mom, let's play doctor. I'll be the patient and you decide if I should be vaccinated."