Visual Wordplay Enthusiast Prints

"I'm unable to process this image."

The Artist is IN

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Staff support"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Zombie standup

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Backfire

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.