Wordplay Fanatic Prints

'I'm exhausted...I think I've got sleep ape-nea!'

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."

'I don't like to be called chicken.'

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

'Hey let's see what 'Aroma Lattes' is like, Jill! I've heard the coffee here IS to die for!'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"I dunno, life seems so feudal to me lately."

"Jump two squares forward and one to the side."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"We don't think you're cut out to be a 'foot in the door' salesman."

Fancy dress.

'From everyone here at Wilmont Proctology! HAPPY NEW REAR!'

Organic Check Cashing

'Well, Well, no vowels!'

While Driving north on I-80, the Gilfords are thrilled to have a rare sighting of a superdelegate.'

Fast Food / The Fast Show

'We need a plan B.'

'He's dyslexic- joined the army to see the sea!'

I have a spelling question, judge. Does "#@!ξ$%" have one ampersand or two?

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Staff support"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Punt Cake