Wordplay Fanatic Prints

'I'm exhausted...I think I've got sleep ape-nea!'

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."

'I don't like to be called chicken.'

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

Classical Music Library: Bach in a Minuet

'Hey let's see what 'Aroma Lattes' is like, Jill! I've heard the coffee here IS to die for!'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"I dunno, life seems so feudal to me lately."

"Jump two squares forward and one to the side."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"We don't think you're cut out to be a 'foot in the door' salesman."

Fancy dress.

'From everyone here at Wilmont Proctology! HAPPY NEW REAR!'

Organic Check Cashing

'Well, Well, no vowels!'

Fast Food / The Fast Show

'We need a plan B.'

'He's dyslexic- joined the army to see the sea!'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Gay Times...

Lesser known greek gods,

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Wok. Don't Wok.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'