Visual Perception T-Shirts

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

Famous Optical Illusions!

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Tiny Visions

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Out of control

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

American Venn diagram

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

Cat Eye-Exam

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

The Thinker goes to the optician.

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'