Visual Perception T-Shirts

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

Famous Optical Illusions!

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Tiny Visions

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Out of control

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'It's Blurred.'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

American Venn diagram

'They suit you.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'

Cat Eye-Exam

"Do you have any books on perception?"

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

The Thinker goes to the optician.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'