Visual Impairment Gifts

Blind man with a partially sighted guide dog.

"Trouble is that I can't look for my glasses until I find them!"

"Rex, Rex, put your glasses on! Don't sniff that bottom, it's not another dog: it's a skunk!"

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Seeing eye dog is getting directions for blind man.

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Blind Kangaroo

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.'

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

In the days before the introduction of seeing-eye dogs...

"Where do I sign? I'm totally blind without my contacts."

'How do these glasses feel?'

A blind man and dog are being led by a blind dog.

ROYAL NATIONAL INSTITUTE of the BLIND

When seeing eye dogs go bad.

Conference for Visually Impaired

"Come on boy, surely the light has changed by now."

Really Big Print

Blind man visits a 'Peep Show' with his Guide Dog.

Blindman continuously steps on poor guide-dogs tail

Escaping Guide Dog

'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'

"Have you seen the glasses I had on when I came in."