Visual Art Explorer Pillows

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Convenience.

Kid doing cave paintings

Rodin's Browser

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Antiques

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Cosmetic surgery.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'