Art Gallery Explorer Pillows

"That's very controversial!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'-and then on leaving re-hab my style changed overnight.'

'I like it, but is it Art?'

Rodin's Browser

"Oh gosh, I've come over all queasy all of a sudden."

Local Art Show

Banksy

"Where's the remote?"

The Straw That Broke The Camels Back

'That is an old photograph! The model's got her legs closed.'

Minimalist painter.

Man looking at installation art.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Modern art

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect you to get it."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Cremaster Cycle

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Culture Saturday

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Convenience.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"I don't dare take him near the De Kooning exhibit!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'