Gallery Explorer Pillows

The Big Picture

They both regretted lying to the dating agency about an interest in art.

'What do you think the artist is trying to say?'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

Induction day at the modern art gallery was proving to be heavy going for Sam. . .

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"He's big, but he's no Chuck Close."

'But is it art?'

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"He's always been way ahead of his time. The exhibit was probably last week."

'Abstract painting.'

'The Laughing Cavalier' frowning as its not happy hour at the gallery yet

"Yes, it does say something to me - it says KERPOW!"

Patriotic Art

"I like it!"

Culture Saturday

'See you at halftime.'

'This landscape from his later period has a series of planes...which resemble little doggies.'

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

Art attack.

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"It's kind of interesting if you step back a bit."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Remember! If there is a duvetyne curtain leading to a blackened room, we shall pass through it. If headphones are required, we will wear them. We shall push any button and read every text, for we are artists and we are unafraid."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"It's too academic."

Modern Art.

Junk Art

'Well... the frame is nice.'

'Scariest thing about these old portraits..it feels like the eyes are following you around the room!'

Abstract figures view Whistler's Arrangement in Grey and Black No.1.