Visiting Relatives Prints

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

I swear that boy has grown another foot since the last time I saw him.

'That was mother. She's coming to stay six months, or until you blow your top.'

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

Children's Party

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Next!'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

Stockwell's day

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

'Hey hon, everyone and their dog is here!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

You've got company.

Swing by won't you?

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Hospital Visit

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

'We need another week to do things and another month to undo things.'

Christmas reunions!