Visiting Berlin Gifts

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Romantic Violinist.

Vlad the Inhaler

Paul Ree

I love the Shard

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Christopher Isherwood

Bertolt Brecht.

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Elections in German - If 'The Greens' come to power. . .

'Don't worry mother, he'll be alright in London with that introduction letter to a traffic warden.'

Brothers Grimm

Brunhilde

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Carl Maria von Weber

City Hammock

Man stuck in entrance to Bridge of Size.

Helmut Schmidt

Parsifal

Lohengrin

East End Ginger Beer Vendor

Veronique Dicaire: Paris, here I come!

Switzerland Stuck in the Middle of EU Conflicts.

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

Every year German birds migrate on the same route. An Audubon autobahn!

Intelligent Navigation Device...

"Blasted canned food again!"