Visiting A Grave Prints

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Pranking Zombies

The last word.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

Too Much SOY

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Back in 15 min."

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

"I feel like we're drifting apart."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Creepy Delivery.

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

Just unburied.

Touch screen for bio.

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'

"Will that be all, sir?"

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'