Visionary Observer Mugs

"After I had my eyes lasered, the people down there stopped looking like ants. Plump, furry and delicious little rodents, yes, but not ants!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Tiny Visions

"Tinnitus?"

Mother Duck.

Magic Act

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

UFO/observatory

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Leadership Qualities

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

The Manipulation of Justice

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

Oculist.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Russian bombers in California

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

First Contact

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

Meta enhanced reality glasses

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

'Tell Marketing the feedback on new logo and brand name is all positive.'

Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

"I have great powers of observation. All I did in school was watch the clock and stare out the window."

I see the Christmas shift has taken over nice and smoothly again.

A king and queen playing badminton while being held up by their servants in litters.

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'