Sharp-eyed Observer Mugs

The Manipulation of Justice

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"Tinnitus?"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

AI Summit

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

'This breed can smell incompetence.'

UFO/observatory

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Kangaroo with a smoking baby.

'Let's arbitrate.'

'He was a shooting star, passing through the firmament. Lighting up our dull lives with his all too brief presence.' 'I think we're at the wrong funeral.'

"I suppose it should be enough that I heard it."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Minimalism exhibition...

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

Pyramid Garden

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Oculist.

Russian bombers in California

"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

First Contact

"Eight hours and still not a bird to be seen."

'Man, you are the first parole office to truly understand me.'

"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."

"And then one day, I had this revelation: Why not go public with my non-profit business and start making some big bucks?"

'Look at the bum on that Wayne, is she that girl that worked at the Burger Shack?'

Church Parking

End of the Pier Show