Visionary Notary Prints

"She's lost a contact lens again!"

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Business Target

The Day Dreamer.

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Henceforth including, but expressly not limited to love and honor and cherish and ... These vows are light on romance, but they're iron-clad legally!

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"Who's the artist?"

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

Put it in writing!