Visionary Joker Mugs

'You seem to have a Lazy right eye.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Fittd shēt

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Prisoner still life painting.

Complaints Desk

"See how it feels"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Eucharist

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

The Cartoonists

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"