Visionary Exec Gifts

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

Game changing

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"It's a long term goal."

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Wishing Well

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

'They suit you.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

Future site of Que Sera Sera.