Visionary Exec Gifts

"And now, with the projected sales figures..."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Game changing

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"It's a long term goal."

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

Wishing Well

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

'We can't rely upon pas successes...we have to radically restructure the way we work, change our core values and build form the ground up.'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.