Vision Defender Pillows

"Admit it Geoff...you need glasses!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The New Normal

Climate Change

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'No cheating'

'Who is to blame?'

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Urban Expansion

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

GMOs

Human Rights

Adapting to global warming.

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former Tusks.

"If you think your going to chop down this tree, your going to have to get past me!"

'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.'

Hunters who have run out of species to hunt, shooting a butterfly

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."