Vision Defender Pillows

"Admit it Geoff...you need glasses!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

The New Normal

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'No cheating'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Who is to blame?'

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Urban Expansion

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

'For our specials today, we'll despoil our shared environment, filthy-up the air, completely ignore the rules of good global manners and cyber attack all your systems. . .'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

GMOs

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Human Rights

Adapting to global warming.

'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.'

"If you think your going to chop down this tree, your going to have to get past me!"

Hunters who have run out of species to hunt, shooting a butterfly

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former Tusks.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

The animal kingdom salutes humanity.