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The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Bright idea

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Bright Idea

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Thinking outside of the box

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Boom

"Could you keep still?"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Elevator Pitch

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

An idea box in a shower

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."