Virus Vs. Reaper Comic Fan Pillows

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Early photobombing

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Suffering from Cooties?

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."